My nipple is on Facebook.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
