Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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