i just had sex bonerless
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
