STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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