doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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