yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
