Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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