Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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