OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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