I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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