So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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