I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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