How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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