I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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