My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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