Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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