Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Jerry, you need to find god
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The power of my boobs compel you
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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