It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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