Yo dont text me then not text me
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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