as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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