no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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