My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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