remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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