no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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