17 year olds will be the death of me.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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