first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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