On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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