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so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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