party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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