I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
