Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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