Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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