Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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