Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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