i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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