Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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