i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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