So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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