Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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