youre lurking in front of me
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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