Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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