Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
