So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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