Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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