Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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