matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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