Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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