I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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