can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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