new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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