my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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