we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize