Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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