did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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