hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
